As a Royals fan, you have no reference because your first game was less than 2 years ago.

Gardiner was probably trying to drill that slapper into the netting but mis-hit it.

someone will always be offended by something

I’ll go even more simplistic for you. Paul Bremer. Fired everyone in the Iraqi government and army leading to the creation of a huge number of offended, hurt, powerful, connected, well-trained Sunnis who went on to create various militias that made post-war Iraq hell on earth for the US and pretty damn directly led to…

Remember that time a Texas gun nuts group tried to reenact the Charlie Hebdo attack using paintball guns to show how a good guy with a gun would’ve stopped it...and they all failed? No?

Throwing back home run balls is fucking dumb. Unless you’re Henry Rowengartner.

Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?

Except in Quebec, where they'll be watching Just For Laughs Gags.

In an act of desperation the men's team brings in a new coach:

In contrast to the none survivors, which implies they fought and lost. What? Did they not fight hard enough? Did, if only they had more hope or had as much desire to live as the other survivors they would have made it? That's why my family hates word survivor. Even worse, when someone says they lost their battle to…