@joshman: Maybe we can loan them some sense of humor in exchange for a bit of technonerdery...

I always enjoyed the local guy's slogan "A Straight Flush Beats a Full House"

I always enjoyed the local guy's slogan "A Straight Flush Beats a Full House"

@Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure: +1 on the buyer situation. Consumers (us) are scared.

@aSoundofSleep: I think that movie's been made already... looked like her anyway!

Squishy squishy? Size settings a little off maybe?

Gorgeous engine, sexy interior, seriously bizarre looking coachwork. How about we ditch those rear doors and bring back the 928?

I see those wheels and all I think of is this:

@Bumblebee: You're lucky we live here instead of a certain other gawker site... complaining about the ad revenue is enough to get you disemvoweled!

Ford still thinks it's a 5.4-

@Neener: Nope, those are the counter sprockets for the cam drive... the crank sprocket is the tiny one in the middle.

@TV's Paul Y.: That's obviously where they got the "Diablo" moniker... that demonic timing chain setup!

@PetroSapien: contractor-ish...

@TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower: Just gotta get up earlier...

@Deartháir is already looking forward to the next Murilopnik: Can't I have both?

Oh man... I would maim supermodels for a G.PUR

@Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I'm in your boat, but I'm wavering :( Peer pressure is a bitch!

@Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: Depends. Detroit hookers or LA hookers?

@bertone77: Close...

@fodder650: I don't blame Ray at all... I pay no attention to The Auto Insider's posts either.