Bizarre Hillary attacks won’t go away in November. Just ask Obama.

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

There’s a tracking shot of Jon near the beginning of the battle that makes the hallway scene from Daredevil look like garbage

All politicians know very well no guns is the best policy. They just need to keep expanding the no gun zone until it matches the borders.

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

Probably the most important thing to keep in mind throughout this process.

I left my kitchen to comment on this thread

He is like TAB

And if any of them win, we will be seriously fucked.

Well, allow me to say, and fuck you too, John Kasich.

yeah I’m so confused by this. Like does he mean that Bill had an affair, because I’m pretty sure he shouldn’t go down that path. There is no way that he’s been loyal to each of his wives, plus the fact that he’s had multiple wives kinda pushes him off that high horse.

Yeah you guys remember when Hillary Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky and so the fact that that happened is relevant to her campaign for the presidency?

“I think is frankly terrible, especially if she wants to play the woman card.”

Trump has paid for the BEST sex, though.

She’s silent because she likes the money and power. I hope she chokes to death on her smugness.

I think there's something that changes because she is his business manager.

I've read that a few of these fainting newscasters are having legitimate mini strokes, especially where the speech gets all jumbled like it did here for a moment. Hope she is OK.

That’s one of the best ones. The zoom out really makes it.

But how weird is it that I have “favorites” of this?

In all seriousness, is she mid-stroke there?