It’s absolutely hilarious. But I guess because I finish my day by 3pm, and disconnect from all things fuckery (especially work) by then..then god forbid, I respond a day later. Hell, I respond to stuff from last year on Kinja. It’s all absolutely hilarious to me. And to think I’m supposed to be “upset”. Nah, I’m never…

Resident of MN and self-appointed expert on winter coats, here. (I fucking hate the winter, I fucking hate the cold, why I live here is a mystery to me.) In my years in this wasteland, I’ve come up with a system that requires 2 coats, with one bonus coat. If you live anywhere that gets seriously cold/snowy in the…

I feel you were talking about me. First, ketchup is not to be refrigerated. Second, pumpkin spice is garbage.

So #19 is called being properly hydrated. But nobody does that, so I guess the point is moot. >_> #DrinkMoreWater #EvenMoreThanThat

It’s because it always is the same pattern; you aren’t crazy. The biggest racists seem to be the biggest gonks as well. It brings to mind this image:

One of my oldest friends just came to visit. Even though we have a spare six-slot USB hub and some extra charging cables for when visitors come - yeah, I’m organized - that man came with all of his chargers. He did borrow my USB-C for a bit until he could unpack, but he was like “don’t move your charger, it’s fine…

It’s not his fault Mitt Romney wouldn’t share his binders.

nuh uh I’ve seen this cartoon movie. Where’s the lamb that I have to sacrifice and then put the blood on my door? Does it have to be locally sourced?

Interesting. When I first saw the image I thought it was a social commentary kind of thing. “This is what it is like being the only black kid in a classroom” kind of thing. I.e. you never really know who’s a friend or who’s a wolf in “white” clothing. I didn’t have immediate access to who made it or why. Now that…

Just like it’s “wildly offensive” for a Swedish guy to play a Russian, right?

yes, yes we did

Maybe he’ll actually survive since he’s one of the team. I’ve seen him in numerous things. He’s almost like a Japanese Sean Bean for the amount of times his character dies.

See also, “I’m Not Like Other Women,” by my college roommate Kelly. Numbers 1-10 are variations of “Pretty much all my friends are guys,” with a dash of “Bitches be jealous.” Self-hate is a hell of a drug!

The absolute best part of this was C.S. Lewis. That guy was spot on. Quoted the books to maximum effected and sicced Aslan on a dragon. Best C.S. Lewis cosplay ever.

FTFY.

Yet they cannot be bothered to hire POC to lead any of their movies or shows. I watch Hallmark movies occassionally and they’re cute fluff for the most part but it continues to bother me how vanilla their casting is, be it movies or shows.

News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.

Or just a person that can admit they can change their mind like most adults.

When I first read that sentence, I was like, “Ouch.”