Alas, I am allergic. It would kill me. But I did indulge a couple of years ago, and immediately shot myself with an EpiPen so I would not die. It was worth it.

So a French 75 with fruit punch?

I re watched National Treasure recently, and I realized that my mind had totally added in his character dying. When it ended I was legitimately confused.

I have never read a book written by a man that fooled me into thinking it was written by a woman. As soon as they introduce the female characters, it always becomes painfully obvious. It’s bad enough female writers have a harder time getting published, now these assholes want to capitalize on one of the few categories…

...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

Praise be motherfuckers.

“ Can we get a version of U2?”

NOBODY LEAVES CRACK ALL OVER THE FLOOR OF THEIR FUCKING CAR YOU PIECES OF SHIT

I... actually have one. But I think it looks good with my face shape, and I want to revel in my longer hair while I still have it (history of hair loss in my family). I think it’s fine to make fun of pretentious d-bags, obviously. If I ever start wearing a delicately cocked flat cap and overalls while sipping on…

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

Shameful. If I had the money I’d place a huge billboard at Times Square that just counted all millions paid out by the city for police murder. Just run that shit non-stop 24x7 for all the world to see.

Lol. He is a stud. To later be played in the movies by Matt Damon.

One time I went through a lost bag situation and was told that airlines aren’t liable for anything valuable like computers or electronics in checked baggage. I just checked this out today to double-check, and here’s Delta’s take:

Holy shit, this includes cameras? Damn that’s a hell of an easy thing to steal and it going to totally screw up when I fly for pleasure. I use my camera bag as my personal item and carry miscellaneous stuff like headphones, charging blocks, cables, mentos(the freshmaker) passport and whatnot in there. Damn, so when I…

I’ve lost enough stuff in checked in luggage that’s been “searched” that I will not put anything in checked in luggage that I don’t mind replacing when I land.

the ban is not a ban

I believe their actual name is “Chinese Food Night Undergarments”

Hence why I didn’t give them a link back.