Eh, it might take a few more hours. They’re still too busy over at the Shea Moisture article telling black women about our hair.

Thats ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.

Seriously - that offscreen offing of Han was some bullshit. He was the best.

I didn’t read this post yet because I’m seeing the movie tonight with my 16 yr old son and 12 yr old daughter. I’m a huge fan of this ridiculous series and my son and I have a tradition of shutting down for 48-hours before the newest release and sitting in a dark living room eating pizza, chips, nachos, and candy…

Holy hell, Trump really is going to start a nuclear war solely because he thinks it will make him popular. Fuck, we aren’t going to make it to Infinity War are we?

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

I still kick myself every year when I goto the big local gaming convention. I was a little too into MtG way back just before it got really big in the mid 90s. I had a complete collection up to/including Arabian Nights, including Alpha and Beta editions.

Of course in the early 00' when all my friends had quit playing…

Fyffchh

I mean, that depends on you and what you like in the bedroom. I know women whose panties would’ve been flooded after reading that. I also know women that would never talk to him again after reading that. He should’ve figured that out before going there. The fact that he didn’t is a little concerning. Follow your…

I would have won the healthcare vote if you deduct the 3 million undocumented congressman who would have voted illegally.

You can’t add vodka to a juice box.

GOD DAMMIT, JUICE BOXES! *weeps in a pile of tiny narrow bendy straws* Fuck all you guys. They have organic juices now, did you know that? And they make the little plastic straw wrapper with a top that rips off so you don’t have to try to stab the barely sharp end of the straw through the end of the plastic sleeve…

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

Sorry, too busy living the good life to give a shit about sacrifices made for ‘pro gaming’.

Attention world:

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Now to teach them about the proper oils for their hair.

Thanks for moving the full list back down to the bottom. I appreciate you guys listening to feedback. Thanks for what you do!

Thanks for moving the full list back down to the bottom. I appreciate you guys listening to feedback. Thanks for…

This Motherfucker......