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You are sadly mistaken on this topic. Statistically heterosexual men rate very low as far as sexual fluidity. Heterosexual women are far less likely to adhere to their heterosexual label. There are several studies that prove this (of which I'm in no mood to look up right now). Of all the groups only straight women had

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Another fun way to relax is to have someone repeatedly stab you in the face.



No? Well then.

People without kids give the most hilarious parenting advice.

I put that purple spider costume on one of our adoptable dogs today! It is the cutest costume and the legs bounce with every step.

Agreed. Wiki says she'll be 61 next month!

My boyfriend also lost his mother to breast cancer when he was a teen, but in the mid-nineties. There were support groups back then, but one thing he always noticed was that women would drop out of the groups when they were dying. They would be encouraged by these well-meaning groups of women, using the lessons and

Growing up, I had a friend who had sort-of famous, super wealthy parents. They had one of those 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' houses that you see in magazines and stuff.

An elderly man had dumped a chihuahua where I worked. She was older (neither I, nor the vet, have any idea how hold she was), she was severely overweight, and her teeth had mostly rotted out. She was also terrified of everything, but she latched on to me pretty fast, and followed me around everywhere (including my

Doesn't he know to impress the (16 year old) ladies you need one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

I have gas.

Older rich men are pleased as punch with hot unemployed 25-yos, which is why they're easy to please. If older rich ladies want to hook up with hot unemployed 25-yos, honestly, they will not have a problem.

I love that show so much!

She is awesome, but:

Uh I think the DEFCON system works the other way. DEFCON 1 (most severe) is total war, so I guess that would make DEFCON 6 Miley and Sinead sit down together and have an engaging conversation about mental health and the effect of teens being bombarded by sexual imagery, which I would tune in to watch, actually.

I don't understand high fashion at all. I just don't have the capacity to get it. These things... I'm supposed to want to buy some other, at best tangentially-related thing because I like these things, even though no human being would ever wear them anywhere other than a runway? I don't understand.

Thank you for my Saturday morning guffaw.

Aw... But she can't sing :(

Oh, Melissa. Self-awareness: You're doing it wrong. Like, really, really, really wrong.

Come to SF, highest minimum wage in the country and healthcare for all residents. We're crazy, but we try.