“Aww, my asshole’s tasty.”

“Aww, my nuts are texting.”

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

Fuck, they really are blind.  What the hell is a ref doing stepping over a player, even if he didn't look injured it would be absurd.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

I really need to stop spending money on stupid shit and Shep McAllister is not helping.

I really need to stop spending money on stupid shit and Shep McAllister is not helping.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

You are a horrible person Jystad... for saying the things I was thinking so much more eloquently than I ever could. :)
Please do it again!

Queen Unicorn, I too am half black, half white. Ask the Klan, or the Alt-Right if people like me are anything but black... Wait, nevermind. They will agree with you. We aren’t black…

I was also nonplussed about the article you mentioned, and I remember reading that a ways back. I am sure that Peele’s experiences of being with a white woman directly factored into the premise and elements that made Get Out the success that it was. Had he not had those experiences, the story could have been vastly…

Really hoping you are Cardi’s shoe that she walked out with, and not the one that was collected as evidence.

So, let me get my lightskint thoughts in order here. Barack is half black, and half white, yet is considered the first black president—and not one eyelash was batted. He chose to round up, as it were. As is his prerogative.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Your car won’t start? Must be the battery”.

Ampere just for the puns.

Boo! BOOOOO!! Take your star, dammit, but BOOOOOOO!!

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

No, I didn’t listen. Didn’t pretend to listen. Between Kotaku and io9, however, half of the articles are about whitewashing/under-representation/racism/sexism/etc so I figure my over-under on being correct is better than a Major League batting average. Just kind of over the whole thing after getting kicked down to the…

A contact high? Maybe if you’re hotboxing a car, but then why would you be in the car if not to get high?