Gaudeamus
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Gaudeamus

Well, shit. And I was going to go trick-or-treating this year.

Keep your parents off the internet when unsupervised.

That video seems photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels.

Cause I’m still waiting on my Nigerian bank transfer to be routed thru a Hong Kong bank? 

Seriously who falls for this nonsense when they can make $1200 a day working from home part time?

Aunties and uncles everywhere are upset that they out here lying on Facebook.

Right? I never realized it was so expensive.

Today I learned you need money to be polite. 

Poverty is a facet of capitalism

“Capitalism has nothing to do with a woman dying because she was too poor to afford the thing she needed to live.”

Ahem. Pro-life™ Christians.  Thank you very much

Look upon the end results of AMERICAN capitalism. Human life is less important than money.

Nobody is so poor that they deserve to die. Nobody should be sentenced to death because their bills weren’t paid.

I still remember vividly watching parts of a Republican debate taking place at the Reagan library. I don’t remember they year, but Ron Paul was asked a question regarding a patient in a coma who didn’t have insurance. Should they just pull the plug?

Welcome to the US.

Then we agree the Uber jag off on tv should STFU about listening to customers?

claimed that “it’s not his job” to get her to the correct location

When they go low I limbo.

When they go low, I go under the gutter. We would have both been at the police station because at my age, I am beyond done with respectability politics and he would have definitely caught these hands a la Naomi Campbell style. There is no way in hell the driver should be under an investigation. He should have been