Breaking news: you don’t make a word plural with apostrophes.

The previous generation Mazda3’s interior was a sea of black, broken up with two pieces of silver trim on either side of the cabin. If it’s sunny, the only thing you’ll see in your rear-view mirrors is the reflection of glowing silver plastic on the window. I check my mirrors often, so yes, infuriating.

They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

Fixed.

You know you're asking: Why are you Stinger with this image, right? Wherefore is not the word where, and means something completely different. I thought you guys went to College.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

It is in my universe and I wrote the list.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

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So much cleaner than before

The worst is when you're doing a search and select manual transmission only and have to actually look for a gear pattern or clutch pedal because the fucking internet sales guy thinks this counts.

BMW GranCoupe:

"it's an automatic and a manual!"

#ItIsAllMen.

Fiat Multiplatypus.

My experience has mostly been non-owners going on at great length about why my car sucks.

BRZ and Miata owners...

5.) Jeep People