Michael Phelps: Mooo-oo-oo-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaah!

I see HamNo has a new pseudonym to try and get more clicks! I will not be fooled again!

He had the open shot, he should have just taken it from there.

If you don't like it, go watch the Lebron/Kobe jerkathon in the NBA.

I don't think that's safe activity for someone who is pregnant with a small man.

BMW: GIVE US THE HATCH! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I, for one, welcome Golden Tate's one shining moment a year. It's just Top Pot all around.

Are we still pretending that there is some guiding morality to how professional sports teams operate?

2. If you're in a relationship, you have the right to ask outright about having sex and not feel like an asshole about it.

One year to stall? QUIT TRAMPLING ON MY RIGHTS, DREW! I will make agreeable sounding statements without committing to anything until we are both dead and in the ground because I am a Midwesterner and we don't say no.

I HATE THIS WORTHLESS DOUBLE POSTING POS COMMENTING SYSTEM>

I'm glad to see Deadspin using a little restraint in its headlines, because the ritualistic profanity it just too much for me to handle sometimes. Clever too. I've never heard targeting and fucking used as synonyms, though I guess it makes sense.

Looks like a nice solid contact with his chin came right towards the end there. He went all sack of potatoes after that.

Looks like the 6 pack isn't where the kids came from, I'll bet there's another area that isn't so pretty...

I appreciate Marshawn Lynch's ability to stay in bounds. That is all.

In Soviet Russia, shed tortures you.