It had to be done.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

In other news, the NFL is going to a 19-game season so Tebow can go 3-16.

Bucs fans do have lots of time on their hands these days. Given that they're free on Sundays.

Maybe.

My hope would be "Eva Mendes."

Tokyo rep: "Order and cleanliness!"

Because he coaches the Redskins.

If some US billionaires were really patriotic, they would just buy Costa Rica. GDP is $40 billion, population 4.5 million. You telling me that if you gave every man, woman, and child in Costa Rica $10,000 US (overpay a little), you couldn't convince them to vote to become the 51st state?

In case Mike wasn't clear enough, GO WATCH IT!!

I need to get my wingman a tshirt with this on it.

That is the most well-deserved and nonchalant punching I've ever seen.

"Fuck everything, we're going to five TEs."

Wait, this car wasn't a photoshop?

How did this one not make it?

1) Falcao

You guys forgot the Killacycle

Finally Sun Life Stadium gets to witness some top notch football!!!

Banned from seeing action for a year and a half, huh? Looks like MLB has been taking lessons from my ex-girlfriend. THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU KAREN YOU FRIGID BITCH

This is a case of epic wankel noise making technology being bottlenecked by weaksauce noise recording technology.