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High school girl Toyota defense! I like it!!

High school girl Toyota defense! I like it!!

High school girl Toyota defense! I like it!!

High school girl Toyota defense! I like it!!

255 F 285 R?? awwww cute little skinny tires ready for a roasting!

255 F 285 R?? awwww cute little skinny tires ready for a roasting!

255 F 285 R?? awwww cute little skinny tires ready for a roasting!

What, statistically, is the number correlated to a shitload of pats fans?

How'd that game turn out for you? No palms trees and sunshine this time.

So there are a few drivers out there (and they tend to be very vocal) that hate, in this order:

I see HamNo has a new pseudonym to try and get more clicks! I will not be fooled again!

Uhhhhhhh one of the most obvious and deserving articles of "Video or it didn't happen."

Dick.

The premise is that someone could run faster if they weren't aiming for an arbitrary goal. But just look at the data, the spikes are taking away from the slower times, not the faster. So these goals are making someone who would run say 4:10 actually run faster at 4:00. So I say they are running super-optimally!

This was the best part of the story. Please, tell us all about your marathon. We are dying to find out.

This is still a thing???? I'm waayy out of the loop, or whatever it's called now.

+1 for late night donuts.

Were you afraid the car was going to fight back? Those were some pretty serious GTFO's....

Video or it didn't happen.