Solving another crucial first world problem.

Aren't there new and safer helmets that need some inventing?

Right! This is a higher level of camber, dare I say EPIC camber!

He's a clown when he comes back to Gainesville. Last time I saw him at a bar, he was running around screaming "PIT STAINS!!" and shoving his arm pits in everyone face. Ugh.

Yup. ESPN has become unwatchable.

PPLLEEAAASSEE STOP THE 8 BIT MUSIC!. I'm only able to type this after a 30 bout of epileptic seizures. I beg you for a warning next time!

Oooo USA Soccer coverage! Just a bit late!

Cars either. Good god have you seen how many people have been killed so far? I mean, like, fuck dude.

It's not a loop hole. It's the basics of the offsides rule.

That poor Lexus is an excellent example of a heat damaged car you should avoid.

I salute you sir for recognizing the E46M3! I traded my 05 STi in for one and have never looked back. WIN!

100 free stars and a comment of the day to the person that posts a red-penned and appropriately graded and corrected version of his comment.

And you have lost commenting privileges for 2 days.

You win sir.

This makes me sort of miss my '05 STi. But then I remember the under-steer and jump in the M and I quickly forget. Or quickly cower..

Unless your main hobby is crocheting baby hats, that's the point. Go and see some entertainment, try not to get hurt.

I like leftovers... Quite a lot actually.

Are we free pooping now?

This kid is not nearly as great as this gem. The guy gets kicked out for having AMAZING air blow job skillz.

Here's a version I cropped and re-sized for a perfect triple monitor background!