You, Sir, are awarded a gold medal for your perfectly executed "Go fuck yourself." Bravo, and congratulations!

That answers that. Other than the fat guy puns, this is all the comment section requires.

So we agree to agree. Hah.

If you get a cheap code reader it'll tell you exactly what is wrong...

I used to only purchase cable TV for ESPN. Eventually, I decided not to spend $120 a month for 1 channel I watch and hundreds I didn't. After this story (and several others) and after seeing sports center quite often elsewhere, I can now take solace in my decision. Sport center is now utter garbage and ESPN…

I just posted a John Shep video with an 7 second DSM.... WIN!

Not to put down the GTR, it is an amazing stock vehicle. But really? That's all they can get after it has been out in production for how many years? Case and point. Full body/interior 1990 Eagle Talon in the 7 seconds. We are talking a car in stock form with 2.0L and 195 Hp (AWD version) that ran about a 15.3 to…

Listen to the number of times he shifts. That poor tire was probably doing over 100 mph..

As a bike rider I figured you would agree with me even more so that you don't come around a corner and see a car in the middle of your lane.... I'm sure you can pass quite a bit quicker on a motorcycle, but I don't have the experience necessary to comment.

Additionally, he has a Christmas tree of lights on the right side of the dash. Most of those are warning light stating that something is wrong with the car. Speaks to his character, "Lets race my M3 that is TELLING me it has several things wrong with it."

Additionally, he has a Christmas tree of lights on the right side of the dash. Most of those are warning light stating that something is wrong with the car. Speaks to his character, "Lets race my M3 that is TELLING me it has several things wrong with it."

Cocks drive every brand of car. No one really cares about a wreck mazda 3 so less coverage.

+1 decreasing radius turns getting the best of ass-hats quite often.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG. If you need to look around the corner, go in slow, see the exit, then get on it. DO NOT CROSS DOUBLE YELLOW. That is how you kill yourself and the person you hit. I mean think about it, if you are crossing the double yellow to see around the turn HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THERE ISN'T A CAR…

This is reasonably fucked up. Really Deadspin? This guy? There isn't a SINGLE other retired NBA ref that could make the same article? Click click click... Hello fox news.

245's on the cobra ruined it. I had a cobra and immediately put 315's on it in the rear and sub-frame braces and that changed the cars handling drastically.

First I agreed with you that his driving sucks, then I REALLY agreed with you that the bags popped. 'mero FTW.

Fairly sure that sheep was sent into another dimension...

You rebel!

240p video FTW!