I always felt that “Jock D&D” was a much more fitting term.

Don’t feel too bad. I woulda been like “I FOUND A NEW POKEMON!”

So out of curiosity, has anyone tried naming their Pokemon Missing0?

Has Nintendo ever NOT used a different approch?

He shoulda used his Rattata. One hyper fang and the guy would have been on the ground.

I think that’s called a Shax. FUN FACT: “Shax” is also a verb I.E. “you hear what to billy? he got shaxed!”

Also, “dude when I heard I shaxed myself hard.”

And I swear to god when I was looking up a tier list, i almost typed “Bottom Tier Mexicans” instead of “Bottom Tier Pokemon”.

“And we’re gonna build a wall to keep all the other regions Pokemons out. cause they’re not spending their best. they’re sending their dunsparce, their Bidarel, their ledians. AND SOME I assume, are Goodras.”

More like “It had no effect”

Probably cause it would be easier than a Strait up Pokemon live action movie.

NOPE! NO BIKINI BOTTOM AND FISHNETS NO GO

THE LEAST HE COULD HAVE DONE WAS ROLL AROUND SEXILY IN THE RAIN.

486? SHIT! when did that Xbox come out? I completely missed it!

Right? WHERE IS THE ALL CAPS. A RANT IS EMPTY WITHOUT CAPS.

You must not be playing pokemon go then homie.

or you could get a friend who plays to use his phone too to keep it balenced. though have fun answering a call.

Thats a horribly inaccurate depiction of Seaman and I am appalled.

I dunno man, i saw some of those strings and from the looks of it, moltress only shows up if you buy 6 big macs. if you want the zapados you gotta buy 13 orders of fries. and if you want the articuno YOU GO RIGHT THE FUCK TO HELL TEAM MYSTIC.

SOMEONE GET ME SOME LIN BEI-FONG/ANA YURI STAT!

CANNONICITY BE DAMNED!

No, it goes full Pinochio and becomes a real chu

I could see it now. dudes robbing banks:

Cops on the megaphone: “ WE HAVE A BARGAIN FOR YOU. LET THE HOSTAGES GO AND WE WILL TELL YOU WHERE WE CAUGHT A MOLTRESS”

Crooks:YOUR FUCKING LYING MAN!

Cops: SCROLL THROUGH KOTAKU FOR LAST WEEK. THEY WERE FOUND IN THE CODE. SO FAR NO ONE HAS FOUND IT YET BUT WE HAVE.

*All the cops…