You must not be playing pokemon go then homie.

or you could get a friend who plays to use his phone too to keep it balenced. though have fun answering a call.

Thats a horribly inaccurate depiction of Seaman and I am appalled.

SOMEONE GET ME SOME LIN BEI-FONG/ANA YURI STAT!

CANNONICITY BE DAMNED!

No, it goes full Pinochio and becomes a real chu

I could see it now. dudes robbing banks:

Cops on the megaphone: “ WE HAVE A BARGAIN FOR YOU. LET THE HOSTAGES GO AND WE WILL TELL YOU WHERE WE CAUGHT A MOLTRESS”

Crooks:YOUR FUCKING LYING MAN!

Cops: SCROLL THROUGH KOTAKU FOR LAST WEEK. THEY WERE FOUND IN THE CODE. SO FAR NO ONE HAS FOUND IT YET BUT WE HAVE.

*All the cops…

Considering that people are discovering dead bodies and saving children because of it, I say we have all cops install it on their phones and play it 24/7. we should have crime down to zero by the weekend.

Well thats pretty cool. You pretty much never see grizzled old women in anything.

Soooo this?

Nintendo isnt doing any of the real work though. its all on niantic for this one.

Depends, do you mean Player vs Player or Player vs Police?

fail to give it support? who do you think this is? Sony?

and the the niantic guys said they’re gonna add a bunch of stuff so don’t worry i’m sure most of this is coming. Right now though it looks like their focus is ironing out all the kinks and then the release to other regions.

psh. no one is too old for pokemon. It’s all good man, you can come play with us. theres no jocks to pick on you anymore

*opens arms

No it begins when people start wearing their Poke-gang collours out and about. THEN we’ll see some shit.

I shit you not, I’m just waiting for people to start wearing their Poke Gang collours out and the quickly following news report about how they got mistaken for real gang members and were shot by ether real gangs or the police cause they mistook the phone in their hands for guns.

People can shit on Nintendo all they want but 90% of gamers have their childhood firmly embeded in Nintendo. All it takes to pull those people who have “Grown out” of Nintendo back in is to make a game that hits the right sweet spots for them. And Pokemon go has found those sweet spots with pokemon go. What we are…

Personaly, I wanna read what theyre writing. I’d love to see how squirrel girl beat one-punch man.

ALRIGHT! SO! I see the Poke Bloods and the Poke Crips. what are the yellow? Poke Kings?

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBOR HOOD BITCH!!

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.