And in the paper the next day “Priest exposes himself by holy water in local church”

All these churches and not one FISH POKEMON

Man, you got a low bar if all it takes is messing up a part of two games. though I will admit the part of the latter is a big one.

Was watching the selfie compilation an when Lei Wulong came up i was like “Yep, that’s totally something Jackie Chan would put in a movie”.

Could be worse, Young Justice was cancled completely cause too many girls were watching and quote “Girls dont buy toys”.

Cant get more American than Tom sellic Hulk. he’s missing a lot of hair though.

Nope. sounds about right. I knew mormons who were like that.

So am I correct in assuming that Five Nights at Freddy’s after next is gonna take place at a shop that sells these in the future an they’re all animatronic?

for some reason i see the politician and i think “HEY, a couple small tweaks and we could have had trump in street fighter”.

Misread “Vikavolt” as “Zikavolt” and thought “HOLY SHIT. THEY GOT A POKEMON THAT WILL ELECTRICUTE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE ZIKA VIRUS AT THE SAME TIME! KILLL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE! or well, rock or flying”.

Its bastion isn’t it? I had that fucker pegged as a robosexual from the moment i saw him!

I was making it as a joke elsewhere, but i made the statement of the controller being like the vita (PLUS EXTRA TWO SHOULDER BUTTONS OR I WILL MURDER) and that it will have an attachment it locks into like the Samsung gear facilitating VR without any extra heavy duty stuff.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, THIS IS THE BIG ONE. IF YOU HAVE WINDOWS 10 AND DIDNT ASK, SUE NOW. YOU GET MONEY AND POSSIBLY THEM TURNING OFF THE FUCKING BULLSHIT AUTO INSTALL FOR THE REST OF US.

Why does Norman Osborn look like Tommy Lee Jones?

“And when your comrade in arms die, make sure you X for respects”

because most companies space their games out well so the releases dont overlapt too much. and the longer you hold on to it after launch the less used copies there are for the period of sales they care about and the more money they can make for that time.

Saw CEO fighting game tournament, read article, and was disappointed to find out it was a normal fighting game competition and not one where we get to see Kimishima, Fils Ame, Hirai, Spencer, and Guillemott duke it out in a series of fighting games.

HEY WATCHDOGS! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS THIS IDEA!?

correction: ghosts write his shit for him. literal GHOST writers.

would have been better if he had a huge plastic paint roller instead of a gun.