And in the paper the next day “Priest exposes himself by holy water in local church”

All these churches and not one FISH POKEMON

Man, you got a low bar if all it takes is messing up a part of two games. though I will admit the part of the latter is a big one.

Was watching the selfie compilation an when Lei Wulong came up i was like “Yep, that’s totally something Jackie Chan would put in a movie”.

Nope. sounds about right. I knew mormons who were like that.

for some reason i see the politician and i think “HEY, a couple small tweaks and we could have had trump in street fighter”.

Misread “Vikavolt” as “Zikavolt” and thought “HOLY SHIT. THEY GOT A POKEMON THAT WILL ELECTRICUTE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE ZIKA VIRUS AT THE SAME TIME! KILLL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE! or well, rock or flying”.

Its bastion isn’t it? I had that fucker pegged as a robosexual from the moment i saw him!

I was making it as a joke elsewhere, but i made the statement of the controller being like the vita (PLUS EXTRA TWO SHOULDER BUTTONS OR I WILL MURDER) and that it will have an attachment it locks into like the Samsung gear facilitating VR without any extra heavy duty stuff.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, THIS IS THE BIG ONE. IF YOU HAVE WINDOWS 10 AND DIDNT ASK, SUE NOW. YOU GET MONEY AND POSSIBLY THEM TURNING OFF THE FUCKING BULLSHIT AUTO INSTALL FOR THE REST OF US.

“And when your comrade in arms die, make sure you X for respects”

because most companies space their games out well so the releases dont overlapt too much. and the longer you hold on to it after launch the less used copies there are for the period of sales they care about and the more money they can make for that time.

Saw CEO fighting game tournament, read article, and was disappointed to find out it was a normal fighting game competition and not one where we get to see Kimishima, Fils Ame, Hirai, Spencer, and Guillemott duke it out in a series of fighting games.

HEY WATCHDOGS! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS THIS IDEA!?

would have been better if he had a huge plastic paint roller instead of a gun.

This is why you pay attention in history class people. this is some high-school level shit you should already know. unless you went to school in Texas where the books say our best president ever was chuck norris and we won every war ever waged.

Also, really would have loved to use this gif instead but it would have been kinda creepy. though still funny.

I only did that with Zero Suit Samus. Bayonetta’s gonna get it too when she comes out.

I have yet to see it in anything yet but personally I wanna see amiibo used as a sort of profile saving device. like let me set a load out for Mario Kart in my Rosalina amiibo and use it to play said loadout with Rosalina when i play in other peoples games. and when im done i wanna save my play data back to it.

or give…

one he left out, the new Zelda (Breath of the Wild) is compatible with the wolf link amiibo. the use in that one is that it lets you bring wolf link into it as a companion. How much life wolf link has depends on how well you did in that trial dungeon he opens up in twilight princess.