It *is* one of the more ironic word-shortenings you can do, although I'm not sure if that's what he was going for.

The peeps who use all these abbrevs are obvs thinking they are totes adorbs. It's cray.

Perfect respo.

Stevie Wonder and U2 need to keep winning Grammys just to keep Kanye at bay.

Lighten up. Reducing your stress levels will increase your 'gevity.

I think I prefer this style of photomanipulation anyway.

Kanye West: It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times.

Alison Krauss has won more Grammys than any other person alive. She somehow manages to make it through the day without coming off as a ridiculous, self-centered parody of today's fame culture.

"Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the Kardashian family. It’s bad. It’s really bad. It’s just embarrassing. But if I were Kim and about to have a baby, I would want to know."

All I can say is that in my family, we express affection through meaningful nods.

.........At least they didn't lighten her skin?

I... just... is that supposed to look HUMAN? Or is this meant to look like one of those creepy Steve Madden photoshop ads?

Clearly needs to win in order repair the relationship with his estranged son and to salvage his fledgling trucking business.

Gaslighting.

That mullet/mustache combo must get him all the ladies at the family reunion.

This guy:

Well, when she travels to a non-English-speaking country, she should be forbidden from speaking English. Good luck, lady!

Funny story: I'm anglo but I speak a handful of languages. I was speaking one on the bus (in west London, where there aren't a lot of native English speakers) with a friend a few months ago and some lady told me off. Imagine her shock when I replied with my anglo accent and encouraged her to get some education because…

I think we ought to administer the test to Rubio himself, only we'll make him eat like twenty saltines first and take away his little bottle of water.

It's so disheartening to see a second generation-er pulling this kind of stunt. Just awful :(

It took ten minutes for Tarantino to finish? That's interesting, considering his movies are usually 120 minutes of him masturbating.