You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

I don't think you needed to elaborate. "Maybe it's jealousy"... yes. That is exactly what it is. I'm genuinely sorry you had such a shit time but there wasn't (and still isn't!) anything stopping you from starting your own fundraising campaign.

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

Hey Girl, I just put this flower behind my ear. Aren't I so clever and magical? Now bring me my fucking tea.

Tomorrow is the third anniversary of my husband's death. I wish I had something like this. The closest I came to it was to take a ton of pictures of the house as he last saw it, the renos he did, his objects as he left them. Memories of our house as it was. All for me because our daughters turned three and six…

You are mistaken.

The men and even the women must find you enchanting and an absolute pleasure to be around, so much so that they cant even remember what the meeting is about.

Not going to lie; I honestly didn't know too much about this, other than hearing about it briefly in the news when this happened. Also, R. Kelly isn't my type of music anyway....

Thank you for this. The lighthearted article a week ago on Jezebel re: Kelly's latest "opus" was rage-inducing.

As a Christian I feel uncomfortable with her showing off her breasts... because they prove that God loves her more than me.

Dear friendzone, when my husband and I were 35, he left me for a 21 year old, but you know, her parents are cool about it and he respects her intellect and kind spirit, but is it still okay if I set their house on fire? thanks in advance!

Yeah wow, ok, I tried re-reading LW2 to see if there was some legitimate grievance I overlooked, like, his friends are all into drugs and insist on using her and her bf's place as their den of iniquity, or they come over and eat all the food without contributing or they're mean to her dog or SOMEthing, but nope, she's…

Girl she rich. She has people for that.

A little off topic, but... I took a full semester course on Emily Dickinson from Camille Paglia in college about 12 years ago. It was hilarious. My roomie and I had so much fun listening to her craziness and chuckling in the corner. Her brain and mouth don't work at quite the same speeds. Best quote from the class:…

I used to fly enough to probably have elevated cancer risk, so I'm like, an expert and stuff. Also, a lot of this is going to come out really cranky because I'm sick and hate everything right now.

Ear Plugs + 4-12 drinks at bar + Pillow = I'll still be sleeping when we crash into a mountain and die.

"But airport bars are expensive!"

It's a small price to pay for uninterrupted cross continental sleep.

I flew with my 6 month old at Thanksgiving and was so worried. My daughter was really quiet and happy until just before we started the descent, at which point she had a meltdown for some reason after the flight attendant talked to her. She screamed nonstop until I was able to stand up with her no matter what I did to…

I don't really think there's a problem with people drinking on planes, even if they get shitfaced. It's what they do AFTER they're drunk that's a problem. Some of us (myself included) absolutely hate flying, and throwing back as many whiskey & coke mixtures as possible is the only way to make it bearable. I tend to…

Absolutely. My pup (almost 11 months old) is constantly making me smile. Like always! Right now he's barking at a bird. He's seen me respond to birds and I. Rink he knows I'm afraid of them. When he's snoozing on my bed while I'm reading at night or something, if he hears noise outside he's instantly alert, and makes…