Conan is so much sexier. He might not be classically handsome but he is magically funny...and Adam Levine is just sitting there, nothing going on.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

She's so perfect.

So at what point do we get to say that you guys are picking on people who are mentally ill? I get that's she's a fun troll to poke and hate-read but it seems like she also has an illness here. It's pretty obvious she's channeling her self-hate outward. Having dealt with an eating disorder myself—and having had many…

I think the fact that she started out by ordering native craftspeople to produce what she wanted and selling them at a profit was.... maybe an early indicator that she wasn't going to be the worlds greatest employer. :/

"It's a common argument when cases like these come up: the notion that people who are accused of crimes deserve whatever happens next, up to and including death"

There are feminist olds, believe it or not.

Domestic Violence brings me all the sads and tears. Someone on gawker posted a very interesting comment

True story: I'm 5'5" and have always dated (and strongly preferred) taller men, so when I signed up for Match, I listed a minimum height requirement of 5'10". When Mr. GGB initially contacted me, I was charmed by his note but bummed to find he'd listed his height as only 5'7".

So you're not actually drawing an analogy to the case we're talking about. You're just bringing up shit nobody's talking about for shits and giggles? Silly me, it sounded like you were making a comparison of what happened at Duke to what is happening in Tallahassee. But you're just talking, I guess. I'll leave you to…

Your post is wrong on several accounts.

You're a moron. A writer is not a judge; by saying "I believe the accuser," I am not convicting anyone of anything, nor am I depriving them of their freedom. "Innocent until proven guilty" doesn't mean I have to be nice to anyone or that I can't say what I think.

Stop putting words in people's mouths and stop shaming rape victims, you asshole.

Ms. DiCaro isn't a judge or juror in this case. She's allowed to have an opinion. She stated her view and backed it up with facts. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's the same thing as Casey Anthony, O.J. Simpson, etc.

Innocent until proven guilty is a *legal standard* it doesn't, nor should it, stop people from looking at the evidence available and coming to their own conclusions. If you want to say this particular example is irresponsibly or unpersuasively doing that, then fine. I don't agree, but you could argue that. The idea…

Innocent until proven guilty only applies (sometimes, depending on the defendant) to criminal courts. In civil courts (and often in the court of public opinion), the standard is more commonly a preponderance (or more likely) outcome.

I get the point you're trying to make but I think you've misinterpreted Jezebel's goal. It's a blog with opinionated writers. They report on select news but they don't do so objectively, nor do they try to because that's not the site's goal. I agree that fact-checking remains important but the 'language and…

Definitely true. I also think if you are fat because you sat on the couch eating burritos for 4 months, you STILL have a right to love yourself. Whatever - you had your reasons, and they don't have to even be legitimate enough, like medication side effects.

Nope, you're definitely an asshole either way. I can promise you that concern-trolling me about my weight is a quick ticket off my Best Friend list. Fat people are shamed constantly about the way they look, and told constantly how unhealthy it is. I promise that their thin best friends chiming in to echo it isn't…

I just don't get why you would care what other people look like. I get why you might care about your own weight/outward appearance. I even get why you might care about the body type of a potential mate, if certain body types are more attractive to you.