I hope you choke to death on puns. The jokes we tell will be GREAT.

Yes, the tag is First Person. But that doesn't mean it's beyond critique. And it's not clear what exactly we're supposed to be taking away from this. That this was a funny thing that happened to her, and we should now all share our stories of the time we dealt with an adult being inappropriate by turning to physical…

I have no sympathy for him, but there is also no context whatsoever here on why I should laugh along with the little girl at the end. I'm sure there's more to it than what's in this story, but all we're given is that he's a gross guy who may have soiled one of her shirts and then passed out naked, presumably drunk.…

What in the hell is this person so pissed off about? This trolling is so meta it's not even trolling, it's just angry posting that nobody can understand. THEY ASKED "DO YOU EVEN PUBMED" IN A POST ON THIS THREAD. I cannot.

Do you understand that the writer is an idiot who doesn't bow-hunt or study the history of archery? Do you understand that there was terminology to describe the longbowmen of English history? I use a Martin Pantera Magnum with an extremely high poundage. She given her stats could not fire a traditional compound bow as…

First, nobody said that they didn't have money to feed themselves at all. The trouble has a lot to do with time. Poor people — especially people who work more than one job and have children — do not have the kind of luxury of time that wealthier people do. So it's not just that a 99 cent cheeseburger is cheap; it's…

i guarantee you this guy's real fantasy is to get stepped on and pegged. by a woman who looks like his mother.

They did apologize. Sincerely. Numerous times. Including in the liner notes of their own best of album.

My pug is NOT amused with the headline of this article.

Sooo, do I toss the Ore-Ida shredded potatoes I was gonna use for hash browns tonight, or try this. Dang, decisions, decisions.

He's an idiot, but nobody is stupid enough to not know the "Blacks = monkeys" meme.

It's about 400 years old in North America, and I'm sure he's been exposed to it, unless his parents raised him in a Skinner Box.

Then again....this is Justin Beiber. He may very well have been raised in a Skinner Box (which would…

I have a feeling dudes like this like to pretend they have these really high, picky standards to justify their inability to get any woman to touch their penises.

How many monkys have you seen with a gold tooth, wearing gold earrings and necklaces, with a gold nose ring? Also with musclebound arms and not covered in body hair.... Come on, don't make excuses for him because you like him.

The gold chains, nose ring, pitch black skin and more don't clue you in, confused "Black" girl?

If he were here, he would give you a lifeless, monotone talking to, young lady!

I got a Brazilian blowout, and everything was okay. UNTIL I got my hair colored again. Then, it all broke off. My guess is it was the blowout with something else. It killed her hair. So, she had to get it chopped off. I did, too. It's finally grown back out.

Using this completely batshit logic it would perfectly acceptable to keep a team name like the "Birmingham Faggots".

It doesn't matter what the word meant, it matters how people feel about it now. Same way we don't call black people colored or negros anymore. 80 years ago, those terms were commonplace, but now offensive. There is nothing wrong with evolving. And quite honestly, it's a football team name that offends some people and…