Finally, a SARs I can get behind!

LOL. He called NASCAR a sport.

I could light a joint on that take.

FSU Players: Hey coach, what did you think of our music video?

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Really?
Make a silly rhyme about me?
Joking around is just what I do here.

Too bad he didn't just punch his girlfriend in the face - then he'd be safe from severe punishment.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

Gordon had 1650 yards and 9 touchdowns in 14 games. While catching passes from Brandon Weeden, Brian Hoyer, and Jason Campbell. Weed didn't seem to be weighing him down too much

The cold should have known to avoid that situation to begin with

To be fair, a cold can be a serious detriment to an athlete's performance on Sunday, and it was provoking him.

The NFL: You'll be suspended more games for trying to beat a cold than for succeeding in beating your wife.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

• A man who appears to be quite old getting his hands on the ball around the 43-minute mark. You will worry for this man.

I actually happened to be in Florence two years ago during one of these matches, and it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. We tried to scalp tickets, but the prices were outrageous, so we watched it at one of the many pubs broadcasting the match. It seemed to me that scoring points was a secondary…

Donatas was shouting "gais, gais!" but, sadly, the bartenders were native English speakers who just thought he was showing off.

I never saw Jim Abbott fist pump either.

I've never seen Hank Aaron flip his bat after a home run.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?