Wait, you don't take your keys with you when you go out?

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

You are the king of the written sentence!

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

I'm sure Josh Gordon applauded the decision. He, of all people, knows how much the value drops once something's been cut.

Man, sitting on your ass and clicking a mouse is not taxing. Neither is poker though. At least in golf you have to walk lol. Bowling you have to throw a heavy ass ball. Gaming just requires a comfy chair and a set of eyeballs. :/

Watch This Dumb-Ass Cub Take a Massive Shit All Over a Baseball Diamond

A cheating juicer is a kitchen appliance that has a tryst with the toaster behind the blender's back.

Let's not start a holy war!

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

Glad to see Jon is living up to his lyrics. The Bills are "Born in the USA!" Now the fans can buy "Little Pink Houses" right next to the stadium and know their team will still be there. It doesn't matter that "867-5309" is probably the Bills all-time record, they are staying in Buffalo. I'll go tell "Jessie's…

No comedy, please.

I guess Buffalo is worried about being "Once Bitten, Twice Shy."

(Nailed it.)

So true, a good American always goes for singles

I think what Lewis is saying is Colby should have went for the jack instead of exploiting the swiss defense on the left side of the infield, thereby increasing the amount of cheddar he earns in his next contract. Some of our older readers camembert Ted Williams used to do that. Like any good American would do.

These pigeons are disrespecting the game. They clearly aren't familiar with the Cardinal Way.

It's possible, sure...

I don't know but I hear they will have a new show called: Pardon Me Pressing the Pause Button.

That's the biggest damn basement I've ever seen.

You read nothing. *waves hands mystically*