+1 sudden urge to go

I'd like to see the numbers on which articles generate more new burners. Redskins or Why Your Team Sucks. There's a Regressing article waiting to happen.

As a child of the 80s I was partial to Double Dare. In my day we didn't have your fancy Aggro Crag!

America

DECIDE

Kids! On your lawn! Shake your gnarled fist at them!

"Does Jadeveon Clowney have a motor?"

"Is a hot dog a sandwich?"

Thanks but I've already been to RedskinsFacts.com. It looks very nice Mr. Wyllie.

Oh man if you want to see funny go through his comment history and find the time he got into a drawn out argument with a burner named Murica. I shit you not America vs Murica I can't even remember what the argument was about but I guarantee nobody won.

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

The Native Americans who are honored by that term only exist in your head or anecdotes pulled out of Tony Wyllie's ass.

For someone who "doesn't have a dog in this fight" you sure do seem to be carrying a lot of water for Dan Snyder. Good for you choosing a side. The Lord hates a feckless fence sitter.

Pretty sure that wasn't white people who bought air time to show an ad detailing how it's offensive.

All I remember from the last Super Bowl is the handshakes.

Yes that's fucked up. I doubt it happens all the time. I'm not Jewish and nobody tells me Jewish jokes.

Mess with the cow, you get the udders.

I made that statement without including the French Quarter which is in its own category.

Still that's bold to say it smells worse than New Orleans. On certain days the entire metro area smells like an armpit.

I think that's exactly what bugs me and I couldn't put my finger on it.