True, but he's probably not far off about te people who will drive it.

My mistake. A quick check on Wikipedia would have told me they've been the Phillies since 1883.

I stand corrected. I always assumed it was a caricature like the tomahawk chop.

Nobody talks out of their ass in the hopes of getting a trophy for it.

But we're talking about a team that's been there 80plus years and isn't moving. New Orleans changed to Pelicans after a decade because the city kinda forgot they had a basketball team. And fans in Charlotte always wanted the Hornets name back.

I'm have to believe actual Seminoles aren't ok with a white kid in war paint yelling and throwing a spear into the ground. Just seems like it would be up there with blackface.

Nobody is surprised by racism in Australia. Parts of that continent never made it out of the 50s.

I usually root for the terrorists

Maybe he was just trying to make friends in classic Wesley Willis fashion.

Please don't throw a battery or vomit on me.

Yeah Australians don't drink Foster's, they drink XXXX. Which is like declining a cup of horse piss in favor of mule piss.

You keep stressing that it's a MAJOR METRO AREA. I fully understand that. That really makes its isolation all the more ridiculous. You're basically referring to a Dallas-Ft Worth sized area that is inaccessible by truck or train. So not only are they getting a 300 million dollar stadium they can't use, it sounds like…

Thank you for giving a reasonable explanation rather than just pointing out that Manaus is not a village outpost. Context is important.

Accessible sure, just not by road. Which is why it isn't disingenuous to say the stadium was built in the middle of a rainforest because that's exactly where it was built. It doesn't matter if it's a major metropolitan area if every scrap of material had to be brought in by barge or dragged over a mountain by…

That would be an apt comparison if Denver were accessible only by pack mule.

Todd Haley is waiting out back to kick your ass. After he finger blasts your sister.

I don't know if he's overused but Mark Brunell annoys the hell out of me. "On the one hand I can understand the player's point of view but on the other I believe in personal responsibility."

Apparently my joke was too esoteric. I should have referenced leg cramps.

If they had run this ad during game 6 of the 1998 Finals they would have changed the mascot the next day. Just sayin

I'll see your Shreveport, and raise you Metairie.