Look Vilma, I gave you the benefit of the doubt during the bounty scandal. And every time you shred your knee and they rebuild it with crepe paper and rubber bands I say "He's got another year in him! Veteran! Experience!"

They never showed Bob Costas draining the pus from his eye. That's ten minutes right there.

"Just sayin"

All Dogs Go to Gulag

Where would someone hide Sausage?

I learned from an episode of G.I. Joe that apple seeds have a small amount of cyanide in them. So if you eat the core you'll die.

Oh boy, how you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Svetlana Stepanushka.

It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...

Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Russia? What the fuck has anything got to do with Russia?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

That's just, like, your opinion man.

Well fuck you and your 12th man!

Speak for yourself. I worked in the French Quarter last year and it was a shit show. The NFL and the city touted an economic impact that never materialized.
I remember the games in 97 and 02 and they were fun. Like having an extra mardi gras. Plenty of fans traveled and partied downtown. Now the league wants total…

Snow.

You forgot to add "stick to sports".

Have Deadspin Truthers always been a thing or is this new?

Found it on tumblr. It's out there.

Then you're a fucking genius and I'm surviving on your crumbs.