Why would you do that to a rotisserie chicken? Rotisserie chicken doesn't deserve that!

I mean its the Super Bowl, not a gallery opening. I'm probably going to open a can of Hormel chili and dump it into a bag of Fritos.

I'll shake your hand for supporting guac but you need to get right with Jesus and apologize to 7 layer dip.

They'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

A) anarchy

Pico de Gallo is Spanish for "Fuck it, thats almost dip".

I won't pretend its a great dip but then I won't pretend like I wouldn't eat it if it was in front of me.

Assuming they think at all and not just cram fistfuls of whatever slop Paula Deen puts in front of them.

People like you are the reason god flooded the earth.

Buffalo chicken dip... You motherfuckers.

Texan?

I tend to call it Dumbfuckistan.

All the same I'm going to be using your gifs to illustrate my contempt for the inbred heathens who voted for buffalo chicken dip.
It looks like Paula Deen's afterbirth and I don't trust it.

Yes because America is about having choices. And cramming those choices into one bowl and eating them with Fritos Scoops.

I just don't like crab dip. In my opinion 7 layer dip is the chocolate ice cream of dips. Crab dip is the fiberglass and mildew frozen yogurt. But that's just me.

I respect your love for dips made from whatever you scrape off the bottom of a boat but 7 layer dip is delicious.

You get it. Who brings that to a party?

Pico de Gallo is salsa for people who are too lazy to put it in a food processor. It's not a dip. It's a bullshit salad.