Please send the inevitable poop story to Drew Magary under the header "MEAT QUAKE".

Fork or no fork?

I mean if you go back and watch the Thrift Shop video and slow it down you can clearly see the tag from Buffalo Exchange on that fur coat. It's right there and NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT.

filling your mouth and anus with impenetrable blackness

But we're talking about Skip Bayless so not exactly a clean break.

Not all but some of his best friends.

You've been waiting all week for this article so you could say that. Admit it.

Are we sure he didn't get the job because of his tits?

I'm HIGHLY critical of these seemingly dim bulb females on the sidelines

No Viet Cong ever called him a "thug".

if Erin Andrews weren't just a smiling pair of tits, we might not be talking about Richard Sherman

I thought she was very articulate.

I'm sure this sounded funnier in your head.

"Just saying"=lazy trolling

Taylor Swift is probably going to write a song about Zack Strief.

This page has some issues and we're just going to bury them deep down and never talk about them because we have the Libery Bowl coming up and we need to focus

No he didn't. He absolutely did not. But hey thanks for letting me know. I'm glad you and your diverse peer group are on the job. Now I know when to lock my doors when thuggish types walk by my car.

Fact: Skip appears to have nodded off and is having that Tebow dream again.

You can disapprove of his behavior all you want. And the man regretted his choice of words and apologized for it afterwords. But your insistence on using a term that has for the last ten years been employed by pearl-clutching talking heads to pigeonhole any outspoken black man is wrong. The fact that some black people…