Just gonna drop this here:

Anyone else a little salty that it’s literally just “Destiny 2?”

But perhaps due to adamantium poisoning, with his healing factor diminished, he could, for the first time in his life, experience life as a circumcised man.

Sweet Green Jesus, those faces are so dang bad.
Who the heck okay-ed that animation?

I’ve read a lot of reviews (including this one) and am just disappointed. Even a lot of the major story beats of the first game seem to be back. You’re the Chosen One! There’s some Aggressive Menace! There’s Mysterious Alien Technology Left Behind Mysteriously! The alien race lineup is insanely uninspired especially…

DA:I is proof that “bigger” doesn’t mean “better”.

Yes, this is the case with me. I think DA: I is a good game, even after playing 100+ hours of TW 3. But it doesn’t even come close when compared to CD Projekt’s masterpiece. The biggest issue with DA: I for me is the absolutely shitty side content in the open world areas. The exploration and side quest part stuff is…

Honestly ME1 was far superior to the rest of the ME series IMO.

I think people were like, “Hey this is good.” Until Witcher 3 came out and it made Inquisition look like amateur poetry night at the improv.

Nah, we haven’t really covered it, although I remember hearing somewhere that it got delayed...

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

Yeah simple sentences are fine! The problem with these sentences isn’t that they’re structured simply, it’s that in all they tell this story from a distance of ten billion miles away, like a summary of a story heard third-hand and relayed in text messages to a stranger.

I miss A Dog so much.

“you guys”

I’ve been pretty on the fence about getting a Switch after being disappointed with the WiiU, and with Horizon just out (and huge) and Mass Effect: Andromeda out in a month (also assumedly huge) there’s probably not time for this quite yet. But think I’m coming around to the idea of picking up a Switch come the summer…

Been there. Wait. The game will be better, the system and the system will work better too.

Except this trailer pisses all over Jacksonverse as well. It also doesn’t quite make any logical sense.... Sauron, who “sees all”, not feeling the slightest tremor in the Force while a new Ring of Power is being forged on his private crack and anvil? In RoTK, the good guys had to serve every last non-elf hero unit…

Gollum doesn’t worship Sauron. He hates him as a rival for his “Precious” and fears him.

I love the part where it’s established up, down, and sideways throughout the Lore that ghosts and spirits that linger in the world after death are INVARIABLY, ALWAYS, NO EXCEPTION ***EVIL***. Oh, except for the wraith of that Elf which is POSSESSING A DEAD MAN.

As I’ve said before. It’s a cool game.