me, five minutes ago: this is a cynical piece of trash made to revive the Rabbids brand because of Minions and I can’t believe my Mario boys are being thrown in with them

There’s also this:

Man, I hadn’t watched this in a minute. So good.

IMHO it looks like another feature that the PS4 has that the Xbon3rs don’t!!!

I saw him at MSG in 2015, and I came away feeling very conflicted because something about the set just didn’t seem that funny to me and different from his prior material, even though it had all the signatures of the ground he covered before. It’s just gotten worse in what I’ve seen since then.

I read a piece that talked about how they wanted the statute to ‘make a statement without being too confrontational,’ and I’m 100% sure that making her a girl was apart of that.

The plaque at the girl’s feet is also an ad for a gender diverse index fund called SHE, which just makes this tweet even more accurate to me tbh.

hell yeah. love a bonus photoshop tut.

Yeah I lost my shit over this one.

Wind Waker has the best version of Ganon, too, by a mile. He basically walked out of a Russian novel.

Should’ve gone with Destiny: Reincarnation

ETA: Destiny: Reincarvengence

I had the same problem with Witch 1 & 2 and felt like they never clicked partially due to gameplay and partially due to the “fantasy man likes to fuck” vibe being too strong, but at the insistence of a friend, I tried Wild Hunt. While the beginning was still a little obtuse and overwhelming, after a few hours I was…

Totally this for me. Witcher 3 does what Bioware used to be great at doing: making sidequest meaningful little character dramas that actually make you want to seek them out, thus building the world up in a way that made you care about the main narrative that much more.

“The race was over. The journey was just beginning.”

I wonder how long it took two people to come up with those two beautiful, unique sentences. 

Does this ever pan out in the opposite way? I was just trying to think of an example but couldn’t. I feel like some just make it further along before the “Maybe don’t?” conversation eventually happens.

Yesterday at the rally in Battery Park after all the state and city officials talked, Tamika Mallory gave a fiery speech that demanded of them (I’m paraphrasing) “not only tell us that you stand with us, but show us that you stand with us.” I think it’s important to call and remind even your Democratic elected…

Yeah, I was so ready to join the rebels when I first started to play only to start talking to them and realize they were racist as fuck, complete with a Jewish Ghetto stand-in.

Remember how FDR would hold his entire body up at a podium because he didn’t want to be seen in a wheelchair and project a weak image to the American people? It’s kind of an insane and weird thing when you think about it too much, but I think of that kind of dedication to a “strong” image and then look at this fuck…

Me too!

I’m very curious about “which” Link this is because there’s the moment where it looks like the Deku Tree is saying he doesn’t know him. Or maybe it could be the King of Hyrule again but didn’t realize it was a different Link at first.