Kirk, have you been watching Westworld?

I played some over the weekend, and I think I’m getting the hang of it a little better. It really does just toss you in there, though, and make you dig through it. Once I realized I only had to craft a potion once to have it, though, I felt a huuuuuge relief.

Yeah, I hate that. I just started playing W3, and I’m digging it a lot. But every time I start to go into a menu, I just start to have a panic attack.

I know a handful, and yes, they are absolutely mind boggling.

The grey just doesn’t work. You need to go color or make it all white/minimal but leave the tongue for the pop of color.

I mean, little more needs to be said about Kurt Eichenwald other than that even America’s Ding Dong Tucker Carlson owned the fuck out of the guy.

There’s a passage in the Stardew Valley song that makes me think of Vampire Weekend, which is to say that it sells its summer theme very well.

I think of this often.

It wasn’t until late in the year that I realized this tweet was really from Ted Cruz and not, like, a weird Twitter thing.

I also want to point out that while some of these are bad, none of them still come close to touching the all-time greatest bad tweet:

Excellent list.

There is no greater pleasure.

There’s a lot of adult thoughts and reactions I should be having to this, but all I can immediately respond with is “LOL, damn.”

[endless amounts of fire gifs]

I think you mean “For every Boston, there’s a Boston.”

Ah damn. That sucks. The only time I ever play mobile games is when I’m commuting to and from work on the subway.

It really is insane how it not only lives up to it’s negative hype but actually surpasses it.