I was watching CNN who was doing the same thing, but honestly, at that point I think they were refusing to call it less out of desire for views and more out of disbelief.

“if he detects public pushback against his agenda, he might abandon things pretty quickly.”

Off the Air is the only worthwhile thing still on Adult Swim anyways.

This just reminds me of how the Futurists were excited about World War I and what they saw as the clean slate it could bring.

It’s such a silly feeling to wish it wasn’t there, and I know fast travel has really improved the game for a lot of people.

This man has turned his career into an unpaid internship.

Can he sleep away from Trump Tower? Perhaps it’s Source gives him his cheeto-y power.

It’s the dumbest take. There’s a reason we started at 6pm (I didn’t join until I got out of my office at 7:30). There were some bystanders yelling at the crowd to “get a job,” too. Baffling.

I barely remember either, but I remember them both being pretty bad.

Hey now, listen. We should take any and every opportunity to shit on them.

Surreal dream is right. I feel somewhat detached from everything and that it’ll somehow suddenly right itself when I awake. But.

I use to sleep like only three hours a night (if I slept at all) to get through architecture school. Fun times, that.

Nah, Twitter has taught me that people over 40 still get mad on every social media.

Without “negative Twitter” I never would have seen this Vine (RIP) and known, without a doubt, that I’m headed right to hell via first class.

Hello!

That’s right, Gavin. I know I spent 6 hours making a character only to cover his face in Nightingale armor until the end of time, but that wasn’t me being absurd that was me STALLING until the dragon got there.

[cowboy walks out in shorts, ready to join crossfit.]

The internet has made one of the most passive forms of entertainment in existence, television, utterly fucking exhausting.

I mean, the alternative there is really “buy it and die” since the latter is going to come for you whether you purchase the game or not anyways happy Friday everybody.

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.