This is a pipe dream. Come on… seriously… how many BMWs have you seen light up their turn signals?

Oh no, not at all. I bought my STi and sold my WRX private party for more than I bought it for. (about $1800 more actually. I also threw in the extended dealer warranty which I had included when I purchased the WRX used.)

Dammit, Jeff Gordon, I told you to leave us alone now. Poor Travis can hardly sleep anymore thanks to the nightmares.

LOL occasionally I don't signal and I yell at myself. Can't be that guy.

I don't care...

It's all cool and dandy, but it's going to be a real bitch to wash !

FAKE

Having owned my fair share of cars with frameless doors, I will take disappointment over frameless window issues...

Part of me still can't believe that this car is going to be for sale in 2014. The whole package they've put together is surreal... like one of those Audis from I Robot.

counter rotating rev counter...guh. Its one of those small things that would drive me crazy.

1) Get professional help.

This is why I read Jalopnik. I just traded my 2008 cutlass sedan in. Good car.

1) Not sure if serious.

Matt, I'm still waiting on a Accord Sport sedan with 6MT review. I'd really like to see how it scores against the 6 and the Fusion on the Jalopnik scale.

Scroll by fast enough and jumping jacks.

No, he clearly is mistaking the 2015 Mustang for an Oldsmobile.

Those old V8s were lucky to spin over 5,000 rpm.

10/10 would troll again

The automotive branch of the Onion

Because it's Jalopnik, plus, if you're just smart enough to read "Honda Accord" every time it says "Cutlass" it's a totally normal, fine review.