Photoshop—they don't use real headlights in NASCAR.

Even though the title warned "NSFW", I looked at this at work. It was quite a rush. I might try illicit drugs after work.

I believe that at some point, touch screens will become adaptive in that (depending on) when the screen changes to a different menu or setting, it creates "bumps" or buttons via a pad underneath that is able to simulate them within the screen itself. That way, you don't have to take your eyes off the road and can…

It was styled by a ball-players supermodel wife. She did a great job in a way I would expect. The end result is a great-looking 'look at me' vehicle for ballers to buy their girlfriends. And I mean that in the best possible way. Which isn't probably a great compliment to the people who do buy them.

I think that they are optional.

Shouldn't he have a shotgun?

put your foot on the brake

Wow, that's a great looking Subaru!

if it had landed upside down....

I'd have to say the current Galant, which is still for sale "brand new" even though they haven't made one in over 3 years. They literally cannot be sold.

Mazda 6 hatchback. I did not know they existed till a coworker opened their trunk. it looked so much like the sedan. i liked how big the opening was. wish more sedans had the hatch like it. would make loading so much easier.

You are given a 3 lb leniency weight. (example- if your goal weight is 114, you are allowed to weigh in at 117 without being considered over) (caveat-if your goal weight is 114, don't even bother trying out fatty)

And the award for best Mark Hamill cameo is.....

Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

OMG STUPID GERMANS CAN'T DESIGN ANYTHING LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS WOW HOW UNCREATIVE I COULD DESIGN A BETTER CAR.

They took a truckload of Heineken? Was it being delivered by a Stone Brewing truck?!

At least Heineken is beer. Budweiser is just watered-down water.

Wow. Heineken described as "delicious" and "top shelf?" It's better than Budweiser but that's like saying syphilis is better than gonorrhea.

The name and logo both look like they came off of a metal band playing at a high school talent show.

To use a parlance of our times, dafuq?