Unfortunately being tall is a privilege that knows know economic status and is not a choice (like obesity might be).

Being 6'4" and more legs than torso, my knees are already solidly locked against the seat back on most any flight. Apologies, friendo, but I paid the same amount you did and you better believe I’m holding your seat in place to the point where you might just assume yours is broken.

Nah but it’s gotta start with an E, right? SUVs start with E, cars start with F — obviously the Bronco being an exception because it came before that naming scheme.

No joke, there’s someone around me with a baby blue Bentley with chrome eye lashes on it.

Godspeed, you noble son of a bitch.

I totally expected that to be the case when going on a trip to the UK and Ireland, but they gave me tons of food everywhere I ate. The portions seemed no different to me — if anything they seemed bigger at the bed and breakfasts than most anywhere in the US.

Jeeps still sell like crazy, man. No comment on other FCA vehicles, though...

Woah, this was over two years ago!

That’s unfortunate.

That was my thought, too new a van for him though. His specialty were late 80's-early 90's Mopar... You know, the pinnace of automotive excellence.

I’m not your pal, friend.

THAT’S your takeaway here?

You really think he just has the one car, buddy?

What is that contraption on the back of the car there?

Is this any different than all the sports car ads that have cars doing dangerous, entirely ill advised stunts on public roads?

No joke, I legit love the sound of those 4.0s when revved up with an exhaust on. They sound way more powerful than they are, lol

You better drive an old Geo Metro or something. Anything else is frivolous and unneeded.

The opposite has happened:

It was a joke. The whole thing. I also don’t think they would be speaking English, in case there was any confusion in that area.

I assume the pass that came within 5ft was not caught on video. According to the report, this lasted quite a while and there were probably multiple passes made.