These aren’t cars that the dealership already bought, they’re what the court estimated the dealer would have sold if the dealership hadn’t been shutdown by GM 17 years ago.

A few notable excerpts from the source article:

Sweet hot take, bro!

Oh totally, I have that tattooed on my forearm for just such an occasion.

Why did you have your toolbag of a boss in the sack though?

Agreed on all counts, although I guess the fashion first design actually did work for a while, as they sold a fuckton.

I happen to be betrothed to a woman with a MASSIVE family that hails from Iran, and they all call themselves Persian. Pretty much without fault.

To be fair, there are a lot of other reasons that that big of a discrepancy between towing capability of those vehicles. No one has really tried to build a heavy towing unibody vehicle.

You’re right, that is an unpopular opinion!

First thought:

Best answer yet.

Beat me to it

Everything happens in fanfic.

Nah, they’re fully full on racist. I just figured it out...

OK that genuinely made me laugh out loud...

Beautiful.

God damnit. 2009 really is almost 10 years ago isn’t it? Shit...

Agreed. Also, if you look closely, it doesn’t even use the TT headlights. They’re just shaped similarly, but seem to just be a tinted cover over the stock Beetle lights.

Really? Never a case of aftermarket wheels improving a cars appearance? What about a nice, classic set of BBS’s on a BMW, or a set of Cragar Soft 8's on a Jeep, or anything HRE has ever made?

Agreed. I didn’t even read the article before scrolling down and voting NP. I want one of these so bad!