Guard may very well be my favorite color of all time.

COTFD

Some issues with that:

I have no idea where that MPG number came from:

Woah, that’s kinda cool actually.

Bad choice to pick on the Jeep for resale value, because if one things holds its value better than a Tacoma, it’s definitely a Wrangler.

Interesting. I’ve had good experiences with ThinkGeek online, I wonder if their brick and mortar stores would be decent.

You had every opportunity to say “Have a super day everyone!” and you blew it. You just blew it.

Just gorgeous. Really good looking car.

You’re wrong, and that’s OK.

That really was a great one.

That’s a shame. I had the pleasure of driving one years back, and it was tight as a drum and quicker than I expected. The interior was pretty typical of that era Ford (red: terrible), but it was a fun, comfortable car to drive.

Your comment seems to be overlooked, but thank you for this!

Same here. Sounds fishy.

Exactly. I guess I should have mentioned most of the time I just coast in gear, and use the e-brake here and there if needed. Never yanking on the thing, of course.

I did edit it to say gentle e-braking if that helps. Most of the time I coast in gear, but use the e-brake here and there when needed.

Oh, no not that Karen. KAREN Karen. You know the one I mean.

You are not alone, brother!

I never thought about the brake lights with adaptive cruise control. Interesting.

‘Disabling your ABS by pulling the fuse will give you shorter braking distance.’