Nope, still a Hyundai.

A lovely older Bimmer, and a very nice write-up!

Bring back Bangle.

Firebirds invariably looked better than Camaros.

At first, I was like, “It’s not all THAT Nineties of a picture,” but then I took a closer look at the sundress with boots combo she’s rocking. OK, so they’re not Doc Martens combat boots, but even so, it’s close enough to count for the 1990s.

Street crime.

Yeah, that pic is a Concorde that’s been Caminoized, or perhaps given its Chrysler provenance, should I say, “Rampagized.”

Looks a lot like one, doesn’t it?

With so little usable bed space, I keep wishing they’d really gone old-school and put the tire up there on the “bonnet.”

Like, an automotive test mule?

Did you say, Utes?

If you're exiting authentic, then what are you entering?

I’ll just leave this here...

So, instead of being a LAND'

VVT-i just kicked in, yo!

Is that like being "too Tonic"?

Anybody else here see the character, Julie McCoy, from the Love Boat, as played by Lauren Tewes?

Reprinted here, without commend, from the ad:

ROFLMAO:

Hilarious.