I only know one mortician, a guy I went to high school with and at the reunion when we were discussing our careers with a few people and had this conversation:
Guy: "I'm a mortician"
Me: "OH! I've always wondered-"
Woman next to me: "Have you-"
Guy interrupts us: "I know what you're going to ask and NO I've never had sex…
"Ugh, what is going on?"
Exactly. Diaz can stay some dumb stuff, but this DirtBag title is really twisting her words around. She's saying that out of many partners one will very likely cheat on you (perhaps not physically, but emotionally). I don't know if I agree with it being a blanket statement, but I do think it's very likely that most…
You see if her expressed milk is tampered with, miss lawsuit happy here would sue the company for not providing a secure storage for her. Companies are tired of silly lawsuits that they have to dot the i's and cross their t's. She had options, she chose to write a letter and sign it because she was thinking, lawsuit,…
Question (serious). Is there something wrong with going to a rest room to pump? I've honestly never considered these needs. Also must an employer provide a place to lactate? Any links on that last one would be helpful as I've never seen a lactation room in any place I've worked (some lacked private rooms all together).
That's an "old" Twilight Zone episode? *goes off to cry about how old I am* LOL
This will be surprisingly intimate for a Jez comment... but this reminds me of how, when I was younger, I used to worry that the ghosts of dead relatives saw me do gross stuff.
So anyone have any crazy landlord stories? I had the grossest, perviest Landlord at uni after I moved out of halls. He would always "surprise" us with "meetings" at night time and insist on checking our bedrooms. Once, he insisted on inspecting my bedroom even though I was just in a towel, as I'd just had a shower. I…
If I had to pick I'd say Emma b/c of the eyes. But really it looks like neither of them.
I needed these laughs.
I remember going to a taping of Frasier with my husband and about two hours in, he we wanted me to fake a heart attack so that we could get the Hell out of there. We were starving (they gave us candy/sugar too) and the worst part was one scene they were looking at a Royal Caribbean Cruise brochure and I recognized it…
Wow, this is a terrible mother.
Way to calmly reply to someone who just randomly called you a cunt! I would have snatched her wig and made her eat it!
I watched the episode, but I won't be viewing it again. My list of why:
Do you want "Episodes" on HBO (or is it Showtime—I can't tell the difference)? Anyway, the characters on there have an assistant that is completely useless and they have to yell at to answer the phone and such. That's how I would imagine her.
I'm more interested in how the assistant went from Prince to LL. That's a Ritz Carlton to motel 6 move.
I'm beyond sick of hearing about how Lindsay Lohan is a troubled yet talented starlet.
The talent this girl had has long since been squandered. Much like Tonya Harding - it's obvious that you can actively destroy your own gifts by being a complete piece of shit. The last couple of movies she starred in were laughably…
Loved Coffee Prince, it has such a sweet message. Also loved Nine Times Time Travel. Lee Jin Wook is handsome and he can act! I saw a rumor that it is being adapted for American TV. My Lovely Sam Soon is hilarious and I'm a sucker for food-themed shows. And American actor, Daniel Henney, is in it and now…