GarageWoolery
GarageWoolery
GarageWoolery

FIA trophies are made from the heads of Slayers...

Cars 4 will be about dealing with aging illness, specifically embodied in the form of parasites. Many humans will die.

Oh, the full working title will be “Cars 4: Maximum Overdrive”

I remember being CEASELESSY trolled by the Nissan MID-4 concepts. Nissan always was on the cusp of releasing a production version of the car, and I was always on the cusp of adding it to my “will own someday” list. Never happened. Worst tease of my high school years.

Hey, don’t compare the Foulkes to us fags. We deal with enough bullshit without being compared to those fartbags as it is.

I went to high school in the 80's. Interesting time, as the parking lot was full of cars that would be quite valuable today. Lots of musclecars, a slew of 60's classics, a lot of VW’s, a handful of Porsche 911's (cheerleader cars), and some Pintangs/Pintos, etc. Some people even had newer stuff like import trucks.

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Is this supposed to be a butt joke?

Gawdammit. My dreams have been shattered (I’m 6'2")

After over 25 years of modding my car, I’m hesitant to call it a Miata anymore....

I think that climate might also play a role. Because rust.

He’s dead. The dead don’t eat.

This car is stupefying from an engineering standpoint. I’d love to have a road going version.

Looks like a fancy Lotus Evora.

Many of the cars that rich people buy (high end exotics, for example) don’t depreciate like many of the cars that regular people buy. Rich people tend to lease highly depreciative assets and buy assets that hold or increase in value.

I knew a guy who had a stable full of high end cars that essentially cost him nothing

If the car is an offroad vehicle, will the goop make fart sounds from the vibration of my body against the goop and air bubbles moving around (like fisting a can of Slime)?

Does the goop muffle or enhance the sound of farts?

Is the goop self cleaning? Because lint, crumbs, mud, dirt, food, dog poop, and vomit would feel gross smooshed up against the body embedded in goop to boot.

Is an elevator motivated to move internally by its own power, or is it moved by an external force? I’d say an elevator is more akin to a trailer than a vehicle, because it doesn’t move itself, but is rather, pulled by an external motor on a cable.

The dumpster fire continues to spread

He wasn’t pretentious enough to buy a Ferrari. You have to be a bigger, richer asshole than that to own a Ferrari.