That dent is intentional because AERODYNAMICS

Bigotry 101, Lesson 1: Blame the victim.

“Good Guy” businesses who I’d love to support, because they show that America is still a good place to live. Business heroes, every last one of ‘em!

Beat me to it. The Cyclops is way better. Even has a piano bar and bowling alley!

It lived up to every promise. It melted my mind, and reset all my expectations for performance cars.

Your resume will be overlooked because it’s lacking the appropriate keywords. You need to put in some nationalist rhetoric and hatespeech in there to get it tagged/reviewed by the right people.

I have an idea that would make the headlights look less like runny eggs and more like something from THE FUTURE

Psssst....don’t tell anyone, but a nicely modded NA Miata (suspension/bracing) does a pretty good job of it.
(opinion based on ownership of both)

Yeah, you’re right. I drove my ‘53 Chevy 5-window pickup to work today because I have to move some boxes. Not to show it off...but to MOVE SHIT.

I think it’s funny that people make the assumption that they’d automatically get consent to fuck the person they hate. The reality of getting consent for the hate fuck part of the wish constraints would likely be unattainable to get a pellet,but nobody is thinking about that and just assumes/chooses to ignore that…

Can’t really use it for your engine oil, because it’ll always fill up the engine and not just to the full level of the dipstick in the pan. The whole engine is the container in this case...it’d fill up to the oil cap.

“us purebloods”
TRANSLATION: “we manatees”

Don’t forget this classic...

Of COURSE the military is going to predict the most chaotic and dystopian outlook possible. That way they can use fear as a tactic to maintain funding.

Is the pee endless, or do you have to wait until your bladder refills. #SuperKidneys

Slippery Faggots (gay team)

I’ve seen this happen to too many friends and acquaintances before DOMA was overturned and gay marriage became federally protected. Uninvolved, hateful families coming out of the woodwork to wrest inheritances away from widowed spouses.

Based on how many false/bad prints come out of amateur 3D printers these days, I’m looking forward to seeing a large number of Elephantmanmobiles lurching down the street in our near, dystopian future.