I reckon a moon colony would be the way to go, simply for the fact that the rest of us would be able to SEE the progress with a frakin' telescope in the back yard. That kind of shared adventure could foster a sense of unity in all of humanity. Something we seem to be in desperate need of right now.

I laughed so hard I peed a little :D

Should also include a large amount of unhappiness to Civs that have the Internet...

This has to be the weakest post I have ever seen on a Gawker media site. Bravo.

Also, fuck you mjr58930@doiea.com

I don't think you're being entirely honest here...

Not in a 'shoveling bodies into the furnace' kind of way... but in short, yes.

What did you think it's message was, that made it seem silly?

It's not a perpetual motion machine, but I'm not sure how spoilerz free this thread is supposed to me... What powers it is quite relevant

it's British for 'keyhole'

Pfffft.... We knew what it was the entire time... We just didn't want to lose our national heroes :D

...pays more than the 2 buck handjobs your mom's sellin'

Wait, so that dude had Muscle implants and a toupee? I saw the hair flip back but the first viewing I thought it was rotting off...

...apart from his interpretation of the events... don't be such a dick.

I personally reckon the elephant had eaten a bad batch of berries and was squatting it out. After some grunty sweating came a moment of release, followed by a moment of elation. The elephant just wanted to give the dude a hi-5, but realized he had…

In light of the fact that Scully was doing both this and the ill-fated 'crisis' show, I reckon Fishbourne could spin those plates at the same time...

I loved the bit where Alana cried, and her tear fell onto the table, turning the larger of the four drops already there a dark red. To me it seemed like a bit of foreshadowing, as she fell from a window, and the four drops on the table represented the body count at the end of the episode. It looked like they are…

He looks just like his father, Friday the 12th...

The wrong way of using it though. To translate: "One of the things I've noticed about living in Japan is that the country's non-native speakers know fuck all about using the fucking f-word."

It means nothing, hardly anything etc.

I used an E-cig to quit smoking 2 years ago. I was on the E-cig for about 4 months, when I woke up one day and realised, I'm still putting the nicotine into me, so I stopped vaping cold turkey. I thought it was a great way to do it, as I felt my body recovering from smoke inhalation during the time I vaped. I could…