Looks like my new Shaver has arrived.

The guy playing is acting really odd...

I hate to break it to you, but I'm afraid it's Terminal...

Remember how broken and glitchy games were back in the day and continue to be due to the impossibility of a patch?

China is not unlike Rule 34.

I highly agree with this.

Don't worry, this is a dream-sequence.

I don't suppose you have a method for discovering and acquiring some of these?

I love Phantasy Star. Your name makes me happy.

He doesn't really have one, but he's insisted that it's a pic from his gf.

I'd like to think people are pretty cool with my picture and I'm pretty sure Jayntampa has a pretty infamous profile pic around these parts. Not as a "bad" thing.

Full loop of the song.

This music kicks so much ass I can't believe I've never heard it before.

And you'll be charged with murder.

By that logic, riding a motorcycle without a helmet is fine if you end up at your destination without the contents of your head spilled across a freeway.

Point is, two of the three most likely outcomes: victim is shot, gunman is shot, gunman leaves with victim unharmed.

You misread this completely:

Hate to break it to you but...

That's why they're falling asleep in school.

See, the issue is that the gun was there and loaded in the first place.