I love ya Stef but come on. A WEC race and an Imsa Tudor race all went down this weekend and we get a nascar wedding. Ugh.

...Police are looking for ‘a green Ford Mustang and a dark-colored sports car...’

They are responsible for a hit and run, sure. But that woman’s own actions after the fact led to her death.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. A huge sandbox world full of a huge variety of cars, bikes, motorcycles, boats, airplanes, helicopters...um...jetpacks...oh yeah, trains...I’m sure I’m forgetting something.

This game easily has taken hours from my life. Between the NES version playing 4-player with all my brothers, and the stand-up Arcade version with its infinite-spin steering wheels and 3-human-player action, it’s a challenge to this day.

Hard Drivin’. Best arcade Racing Game ever. It’s got jumps, loop-a dee loops, high banked corners, and the best part, a CLUTCH! Need to start the car? Use the clutch. Need to shift? Use the clutch. Don’t use the clutch? Car stays kaput. I loved this game as a kid, and would love to play it again.

RoadBlasters!

F-ZERO!!! Played an emulator a few months back. Still great.

Burnout Paradise. Not that old (2009(?)) but loads of endless fun. Frustrating at points but a good stress reliever and a wide variety of cars.

It was awful then, it’s awful now...and I still love it. The ridiculousness of the mid-race wheelies, flips, spinning crashes, bouncing off invisible walls and more are all adapted into modern day equivalents.

RC Pro-Am. Still a riot 28 years later. And that damn orange truck is still infuriating.

I have heard of cops trying to say that you doing that is interfering with them doing their work and you can’t interfere with police. Courts, however, note that a person flashing their lights is really a form of speech and you telling someone else about the presence of a police officer who is just monitoring traffic…

And then arguing it, I have a juicy one. A magistrate refused to recognize previous case law with a proper citation to a case until I announced I actually was a lawyer.

“Do you hear me bronze? The Toe Cutter, he knows who I am! I am the Night Rider!”

NO!

Perhaps one of the most condemning comments ever. Well done.

I was on board until I saw you ranked “can” above bottles. Any bottle is superior to cans.

1. Can

Coke tastes best from glass. Hands down, no questions asked, anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.

I also look at the cashier. If you can spy an obviously efficient cashier (and bonus efficient baggerbagger), you win.