But, but, but... I PRACTICED all night on GTAV!

Put that sucker in your shirt pocket with a nominal amount of cash.

Plastic ones were present further in too but they did not contain any water inside, which could have lessoned [sic] the impact energy into the crowd.

Fly that Southwest flight into Midway and then magically you’ll make up for ALL your past acheivements in luggage retention. You’d be lucky to see 2 out of 8 bags, and they would arrive on separate carousels.

Not quite true. I know that Physics professor in school told you so, but in the actual, physical world we live in that’s not true.

The TrueWrech(tm) knows which of these cans to reach for. And it’s generally $2 more than the other ‘formulations’ seen here, so it’s got to be better right?

Almost always done with an inlet restrictor. Could also lower the rev limiter, but ECM programming is tough to enforce while any idiot can use a ruler/calipers to measure the diameter of a hole.

Your Jeep is broken.

No way. The True Wrench knows a Carter AFB and knows exactly where to dump that leaky, uncalibrated piece of shit as was done here.

I think the asking (not sold) price could even go a bit higher if the seller included a recording of that sweet cherry exhaust note.

Ah, sucks to be ThatGuy.

It sounds like you did learn a bunch. College isn’t just about going to class, and you should never let academics get in the way of your education.

Thank goodness there was an investigation here. We couldn’t have possibly come to these same conclusions without a thorough investigation and complete waste of taxpayer money.

This pretty much sums up the multiple experiences that I’ve had with NASCAR track workers.

Exactly. It’s only Martha’s favorite, because she never had to deal with parking it.

Precisely. Take Mr. Manuél’s transmission, add the fun of a 4-door with crank windows and you’ll hate spring showers and errant lawn sprinklers forever.

And how exactly does this NOT become a self-sealing coffin in a rear-end collision?

In all fairness, they do switch where the cash lanes are positioned (inside lanes vs. outside lanes) multiple times. There’s also the opportunity that some/all readers are broken and everyone in those lanes is going to need assistance.

I think that’s Bob’s cousin, Billy-Bob

Use your right hand: Position your thumb to point in the direction you want the nut/bolt to go, then twist in the direction your fingers point when curled.