Looks like there are days of the month above every one of those ‘dots’.

Now wait a minute. WTF is wrong with simply pulling your head out of your ass and using the HEADLIGHT SWITCH?

“Yes, sir this is an international flight. No, there is NO SMOKING in the cabin. You’ll need to step outside for that.”

This is the difference between safety/fire crews at oval racetracks and those that service road courses.

Well, the TSA does recommend that you arrive 3 hours before your scheduled departure time to ensure adequate time for groping and delays caused by ill-prepared travelers, the elderly and small children.

Negative. You enter a race track and you should have your head on a swivel AT ALL TIMES. Once you pass the entrance gate, YOU are responsible for your own safety.

Looks like a scary time there in NJ!
Wish I was there to help corral all those violators.

Exactly. WTF kind of AS-IS car purchases are going on here?

BOTH sides!
2 is 1; 1 is none

No way man. The Seals wouldn’t wear shit like that either.

The kind to which we send our regrets.

I call Shenanigans!

Someone else mentioned these safety systems you speak of, and they don’t seem to be as common around the world as some people think they are.

Dodge Magnum SRT

Yup, bring on the enduro crews! Having watched a Canadian LeMons team do a FWD engine swap in under 2 hours, you just have to have your plans/tools/parts in place.

By “new Corvette” you mean ridiculously large campaign contribution right?

You'll find yourself stopping along deserted highway roads and interstate exits to *ahem* "check your load/tire pressures".

Damn near impossible to 'find' one like you describe. Dealers don't have the margin or the demand for that type of truck unless they're a fleet supplier.

I’ll take one with door bars, please!

You, know normally I give mad props to the Corner Marshalls at racetracks.