MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

I KNOW. Are those guys even wearing protective gear AT ALL??? Player safety has grown by leaps and bounds since then.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’d watch the hell out of a buddy-cop movie starring Nelly and Piazza.

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

hey, his plan to take everyone’s guns can still be executed in the next 24 days.

1. Empire Strikes Back

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Aaand this is why Evangelicals are supporting a thrice-married philanderer who, up until recently, supported abortion rights.

I like the Cards. Always have. Imagine my surprise when I found out from comments on Deadspin that my loyalty to a particular ball club makes me a racist and a supporter of cops who murder unarmed civilians. Who knew? Thanks for setting me straight,…

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.