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Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

Why do Cardinal fans get lumped up in this shit? This fucking twat of a writer spews this garbage and let's go ahead and associate all of the team's fans with it. As a Cards fan, I hate this shit as much as you. Every time a national writer profiles this team, it's an "Aw Shucks" disaster. Just watch the damn…

I wish they'd do inspections in Illinois...at least 20% of the vehicles on the road would disappear because they're not roadworthy.

Classier move: Brady releases statement that he's so excited about his new Chevy Colorado that he decided to buy Butler one too to recognize his amazing interception.

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

Did Dustin Diamond make bail? If not, maybe this was the perfect time to do it where they wouldn't have to include him.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I would be surprised if there is a single predominantly Native American high school in Illinois. I am not aware of one. These are just rural farm towns.

If you need a 'video' to show you how to make a tool hanging system like this, then you don't belong in a garage or toolshed in the first place.

This is dumb on way to many levels to be real.

Lost a cyber war? First of all Sony is a Japanese company. Secondly, hacking a private company's email to embarrass them isn't cyber warfare. Cyber warfare is dropping the Stuxnet virus on a nuclear facility. You're an idiot of the highest order and a coward. Cheers to you and how much you suck.

I showed up here just to recommend every single comment ripping you up.

Number Six just took a Number Two in the comment pool.

You are an idiot.

I can't believe Bernier had no clue who Nelson Mandela was. At this point, who hasn't seen Shawshank or The Dark Knight?

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

So, this hypothetical pickup would be a FWD based diesel manual truck? I know a lot of people...mostly the ones who complain about how HUGE compact trucks have gotten and pine for a new Chevy LUV...would love it. I'm not sure a vehicle like that will quell the noise from the Jeep faithful who just want A DAMN…