I can't believe these guys don't see what you did there. They must be new here.

I've been doing this for the last 20 years. I would've mentioned it earlier but I thought it was common knowledge and everyone was doing it.

When walking, pick your feet up off the ground instead of sliding them along it. You may find that you trip less often.

I think the list missed the mark. Forgot The America Legend since 1941.

If you zip up your coat, you're less apt to get cold.

Also, if you double-knot your shoelaces there's a better chance they won't come untied.

Honestly, I think this is common sense not a lifehack. C'mon lifehacker!

Do you... do you really have nothing to write about?

Wow slow morning at deadspin. "Facepalm for the ages" haha. Who would have thought in a arena full of thousands of fans for the home team there might be some images of those fans upset after their team loses. Thank god you pointed out that one really bummed dude in a sea of thousands of bummed people.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Chevy says 'the healthy competition between the Chevrolet Camaro and the Ford Mustang became a driving force for constant improvement', and what better way to salute the Mustang's 50th anniversary than with a Z/28?

Mint. It's one of those amazingly complete and compelling experiences that make you wonder how a free product can be so much better than tools people pay huge amounts of money for.

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

I'm Vietnamese, didn't take offense since I know what they are trying to satirize. Maybe you should educate yourself so things don't fly over your head, asshole.

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set…

How about "Redskins?"

I live in St. Louis, about 1.5 miles from Busch Stadium. Regardless of dress code, I have little to no desire to visit Ballpark Village. (Don't judge me if I'm there tomorrow...FREE THIRD EYE BLIND CONCERT??? #swoon)

We get our Big Johnson t-shirts at the Lake of the Ozarks, thanks.

I am humbled by Mark for writing this article about my "alien look." Thank you. I started doing this a few months ago, I'm self taught and it is just a fun way of entertaining myself and the people around me. To the people who do not enjoy it; sorry about that. To the people who do; thank you for the kind words & if…